About Me

Quotes I've Heard

8/1/09, at a Softball Game overheard at a 12 step softball tournament (don't ask me why i was there)

"See this scar? this is from where my old lady stabbed me one time. AND I was the one who went to jail!"

and later..by the same guy, regarding bail amounts set

"man, that ain't nothing (refererring to a 10k bond), I'm out on 25k bond right now."

06/09, in vegas. some young buck at a blackjack table trying to impress his hot girlfriend. and she was hot.

"Let me tell you about tipping. Excessive tipping never gets you anywhere."

These are a collection of quotes i've heard over the years.